There once was a Birb, he was Birb number one,
Soon he found out that being alone wasn't fun,
So off he flew, on a mission to recruit,
Birb 1 was determined, his confidence absolute,
Town after town, he spread the word,
Are you a Benevolent, Intellectual, and Radiant Bird?
He found Birb 2 in a forest, calmly watching birds fly by,
Birds are nice, he said, but why don't you give being a Birb a try!
Flying over the streets, he found Birb 3 on a high speed chase,
When it came to botting and Birbing, this Birb was on the case!
The fourth Birb was in a land of ice and snow,
Despite getting the sniffles, Birb 1 was beginning to glow,
Returning back to his nest that night,
He jumped and screeched with fright,
There was a shadowy figure on his bed!
I want to be Birb 5, the figure said.
Having fellow Birbs just filled Birb 1 with glee,
And this is how the Birb gang came to be!